That’s pretty difficult, seeing as how Sharapova is 6-2 with cover girl looks. Too bad Mr. Oblivious was so engrossed in what he was doing.

Which was? Reading a newspaper that included Sharapova’s picture.

Sharapova even has photographic evidence that ignorance is bliss and the route to a rapid head slap.

Sharapova lost in straight sets at the Wuhan Open, a fault that might have given her reason to go incognito.

She didn’t. Oh, well, at least we have evidence people do still read newspapers.