Most of the time you’re not going to get anything, except maybe a one-liner. You know why he’s here. Rolling up on Beastmode all unannounced definitely isn’t the best move. An eager person with a camera learned the hard way Thursday when he queried the notoriously quiet running back, who’s said to be mulling retirement, about his future plans. Boy, did he get a response!

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Welp. There’s that. 

In other news, Lynch is opening a “Beastmode” retail store in Oakland, Calif.