The small forward signed a 10-day contract with the Heat on Thursday after his stint in the Chinese Basketball Association came to an end. When he met with reporters, he let them know what life was like in China and, in typical Beasley form, it was rather weird. 

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​The former No. 2 pick said he drank snake juice, which is basically just rat poison, and ate both horse and lizard. Sadly, it wasn’t caught on camera — we all know that would have been hysterical.

The legend of Michael Beasley continues to grow.